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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:09

Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Fossils show colonies of reptiles lived communally 250 million years ago - Phys.org
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Why is it called iOS 26? What happened to iOS 19 for iPhone - 9to5Mac
Still no good.
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the dangers of IRR therapy (red light heat therapy) to treat weak hand?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Trump proclamation seeks to restrict international students from Harvard - The Washington Post
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Baby Talk Enhances Infant Speech Learning - Neuroscience News
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Why acetaminophen works: New discovery ends longstanding mystery - Medical Xpress
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
SEC clears Trump Media filing, opening door to multi-billion-dollar Bitcoin buy - The Block
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
‘Gas station heroin’ is technically illegal and widely available. Here are the facts - AP News
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Nuts and Butts
Asteroid Larger Than Golden Gate Bridge Approaches Earth In Rare Event - Forbes
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
So they tried
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)