What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

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Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Why is it called iOS 26? What happened to iOS 19 for iPhone - 9to5Mac

Still no good.

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

What are the dangers of IRR therapy (red light heat therapy) to treat weak hand?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Trump proclamation seeks to restrict international students from Harvard - The Washington Post

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Astronomers thought the Milky Way was doomed to crash into Andromeda. Now they’re not so sure - The Conversation

No, not a chance

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Asteroid Larger Than Golden Gate Bridge Approaches Earth In Rare Event - Forbes

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

So they tried

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)